Dear spammers…

My blog is two days old and I got my first spam comment already.  I have and always had a zero tolerance policy regarding spam!  That being the case I thought I would compose this “touching” letter to all the spammers out there in cyberspace.

Dear Spammers,
Thank you for your comment, but I don’t have any use for your fake ED drug!  So why don’t you get a real job you fat slob.  By the way I have installed some plug-ins that should make it more difficult for your to spam my blog.  If they don’t stop you I will keep installing plug-ins until I find one that does stop you!  If that doesn’t work I will ban you from accessing my site.  So go out to the “real world” and find a real job!  You know the world that exists outside of your dark basement you fat poor excuse for a human being.  Or just leave my website alone.  BTW FUCK OFF!!!

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